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[Nesreca, you have a new resident. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, he has found himself near some dilapidated buildings somewhere in Russia, and not on a boat in a rainstorm. Unfortunately, nothing of his initial reaction to finding himself suddenly compatriotless, in entirely the wrong location, is recorded. But trust me, it had been fairly loud. After scrambling up and down buildings and yelling at nothing for a bit, he takes a moment to calm a little and survey the situation.  At which point he discovers the PDA.

The following is typed with the slow deliberateness of someone testing out a rather dubious device, picking at the little virtual keys one by one.]

asdfg12345
;mnb,. /'

[--And then he accidentally hits enter. Which doesn't appear to do much... Alright, so it's like a tiny, hand-held, paperless typewriter. Which seems like a stunningly useless waste of technology. How is this any more convenient than writing on a piece of paper? And why the hell was it in his pocket? They must've slipped it in as part of the new uniform...

...And then, it occurs to him that it may serve as some sort of text-only golem. Seems like the sort of thing the Order would invent, anyway.

So, while he makes his way through Nesreca searching for any sign of activity, he types, on the off chance that anyone is reading this:]

answer.

Comments

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[Uhhhh pretty sure he...heard...Allen. earlier. Pretty sure his water wasn't alcohol either...

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON-- oh new arrival.]

answer what?

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[—Oh, it worked. That's somewhat... unnerving.]

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you first

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[UGH]

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just tell me, brat

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[Well, let's see. If these devices were indeed included as part of the snazzy new uniforms and were issued to other Exorcists as well...

You know what, he's going to take a WILD GUESS.]

[beanstalk]

beansprout?

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[Screw you, man.]

[beanstalk]

[SQUINTING at his PDA. He doesn't know a red......]

my room

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[His... room...]

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no

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

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i just said stupid

my room

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

What goddamn room!?

[Oh wait Kanda can't hear him... FRUSTRATED TYPING!!]

[beanstalk]

obviously the one i'm sitting in

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[If only he knew how to capslock!]

[beanstalk]

[Kanda does! :D But he won't tell.]

apartment building, duh

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

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try the big building that looks like it won't fall

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[He is searching for this building now!!]

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back at you....whateversprout

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[. . .]

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forget it

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[No response! He'll probably eventually make his way over to the apartment building, at some point.]

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[YOU DO THAT, meanwhile Kanda will just make sure his water really isn't alcohol....by drinking it some more. Maybe he'll double check the color of Lavi's drink of choice again to be sure.....]