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[seadweller]

)(---ELLO??
IS T)(-ER-E ANYBODY OUT T)(-ER---E??

Umm..
Okay, I t)(oug)(t t)(is was a dream bubble at first, but now I'm not sure because t)(is place is R-EALLY STRANG---E!
I died and t)(en I woke up )(ere and found a room wit)( my name on it!

If anenomeone is reading t)(is, please answer a V-ERY IMPORTANT question...

W)(Y IS T)(-ER-E A BUCK---ET IN T)(-E MIDDL-E OF T)(--E FLOOR? 3XO

[Translation:

HELLO??
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE??
Umm..
Okay, I thought this was a dream bubble at first, but I'm not so sure because this place is REALLY STRANGE!
I died and then I woke up here and found a room with my name on it!
If anyone is reading this please answer a VERY IMPORTANT question..
WHY IS THERE A BUCKET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR?]

Comments

[onemistress]

... I wouldn't say we do the same, as not everyone has a title. I however do, and where I come from, I am only ever called by that outside of my... closer friends, and only ever in private.

... If you come to the sixth floor, it's where the kitchen is. What would you prefer?

you win bc i am going to bed

[seadweller]

Oh, what's your title?

I'm coming up there right now! And I really don't mind what it is, I'm just super hungry!

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[historyrabbit]

It's sorely outdated now but yeah, that would be me. Is there anything you need that's not already in the room?

[onemistress]

Queen of England, Ireland and France, Defender of the Faith. [shrug, it's no big deal, clearly.] In England, I am only ever referred to as 'Your Majesty' or 'My lady'. Here, Elizabeth serves me fine. [or at least for most people.]

Alright. [and she goes down the hall to start brewing tea... soup is okay right? Trolls eat soup? God this is confusing for her. Trolls were meant to eat human children, but she figured that didn't apply.]

[seadweller]

You're royalty?? So am I!

[Now she's more focused on that than anything else.]

I'm the heiress! Or, I was, until everybody died!

[onemistress]

Then it is an honour, your grace. [the switch over is an easy one.]

... Until everybody -- [never mind, it wasn't polite to ask.] Well, I cannot promise that things are peaceful here, because they aren't... but we make do.

[gatherstoys]

Everyone toy. [EVEN YOU, SO THERE.]

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[seadweller]

Yes acts)(oally.
W)(ere are t)(e recuperacoons?
I don't see one, only t)(e )(uman )(orizontal sleeping device!

[seadweller]

People aren't toys, you know!

[seadweller]

Hehe, so does that mean you're the Empress? Do you have an Heiress?

I was going to rule Alternia one day, but I would've had to duel Her Condescension to get my fins on the role!

[gatherstoys]

All toys ♪

[seadweller]

Nope! And what's more, forcing people to come here against their will is not only extremely rude but it's completely despicable too!

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[historyrabbit]

Not sure what a recuperacoon is to be honest, all we have are beds.

[gatherstoys]

Oh well~♫

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[seadweller]

Recuperacoons are w)(at trolls sleep in!
To keep t)(e nig)(tmares at bay, alt)(oug)( It doesn't really bot)(er me.

I guess I will )(ave to try sleeping on t)(e )(uman bed t)(en. 38O
)(ee)(ee it seems weird, just sleeping on t)(at flat t)(ing.

[seadweller]

I think you should send everybody back and go get normal toys if you want something to play with!

[gatherstoys]

All toys stay here with Libitina.

[seadweller]

Well I refuse to take part!

[gatherstoys]

New toy get no choice.

[seadweller]

Yes I do! And I say no.

[gatherstoys]

Toy can't leave ♪

[seadweller]

Go away, I don't want to talk to you any more.

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[historyrabbit]

Trolls? We used to have one here before, Karkat. I think whatever he used is in his old room but I don't think I ever visited him. Kanda might know his room number or Alma. I wouldn't suggest asking Libitina.

If you tell me what they look like I might be able to put one together.

[gatherstoys]

Always here ♥

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[chrysalis_ex]

It...can be boring. [ As for things to do... ] Try to learn the language, try to grow things here...explore...

Anything except trying to get killed, to be honest.