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[Nesreca, you have a new resident. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, he has found himself near some dilapidated buildings somewhere in Russia, and not on a boat in a rainstorm. Unfortunately, nothing of his initial reaction to finding himself suddenly compatriotless, in entirely the wrong location, is recorded. But trust me, it had been fairly loud. After scrambling up and down buildings and yelling at nothing for a bit, he takes a moment to calm a little and survey the situation.  At which point he discovers the PDA.

The following is typed with the slow deliberateness of someone testing out a rather dubious device, picking at the little virtual keys one by one.]

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;mnb,. /'

[--And then he accidentally hits enter. Which doesn't appear to do much... Alright, so it's like a tiny, hand-held, paperless typewriter. Which seems like a stunningly useless waste of technology. How is this any more convenient than writing on a piece of paper? And why the hell was it in his pocket? They must've slipped it in as part of the new uniform...

...And then, it occurs to him that it may serve as some sort of text-only golem. Seems like the sort of thing the Order would invent, anyway.

So, while he makes his way through Nesreca searching for any sign of activity, he types, on the off chance that anyone is reading this:]

answer.

Comments

[beanstalk]

... Look.

[Pulling out his PDA and playing a video of Allen. Red might recognize it as the welcome video.]

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[He watches a few seconds before his eyes snap back up to Kanda's face. He doesn't want to watch that goddang video with his freaky other-self.]

That's not me...!

[beanstalk]

I don't know you.

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[He just makes a low, frustrated sound through grit teeth, turning away from Kanda. He runs both hands over his face, trying to... figure out what he's going to do about any of this.]

Fuck...

[beanstalk]

...It happens, sprout. It's not...the first time we've - [Him and Lavi, of the remaining core group.] - had to tell an Exorcist we don't know them.

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[Muttered;] Shut up. Nothing here makes any sense...

[beanstalk]

It never has in the year I've been here.

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

[Wait.]

...Year?

[beanstalk]

That's what I said.

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

You've wasted a year here? What have you been doing!?

[beanstalk]

It's hardly wasted if you're here against your will, dumbass!

[meansprout.livejournal.com]

You've been here that long and you haven't figured out a way out!?

[beanstalk]

There isn't one as far as we know! All we know is Rhode's doors have worked to take her to the next city but that's it!

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[SAY WHAT]

Rhode's here!?

[beanstalk]

Yup.

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You could have mentioned that earlier! Are there any other Noah!?

[beanstalk]

You never asked.

Tyki Mikk's here, but just as quiet as Rhode.

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I shouldn't have to ask for that information!

Quiet how?

[beanstalk]

[It's been over three months, shove it. He forgets.]

Not snarking at the Exorcists, for one. Not being a general pain in the ass.