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[ofpleasure]

[ someone's finally been here long enough to bother turning on the communicator. have a very bored looking Noah on the other end of the screen. he's not really looking at it, though, he's too busy scrubbing at his shirt. ]

Does it often rain blood here?

[ if he sounds slightly annoyed that's because he is. although it's not the actual blood-- more the mess it's leaving everywhere. ]

It's not as if I have other clothes to change into.

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[1mistress_nomaster]

[She laughs at that.]

I'm sorry, but my taste runs to men, not boys. And you fall very much into the latter category.

That and I severally doubt you'd know what to do with so much of a woman.

[She smiled.]

Hrm, yes, just to braid it and put ribbons into it. They'd giggle at you too. You'd have even less idea on what to do with them, either.

[shunshinoshishi]

Oh good, I was beginning to think you were creepy.

And er-- I really don't want to know what to do with-- [ He visibly cringes here. ] How about we stay on topic about getting clothes?

[1mistress_nomaster]

And I was thinking you were an impertinent little boy far out of his depth. Now I think you're just out of your depth. [grin]

Oh~ [video feed gets turned towards the wall, but her laughter is loud enough. Comes back, and she's doing her best to keep a straight face.] Yes, clothes. If you need me to fix anything, just come to me. Most average tears don't take me so long.

[shunshinoshishi]

[ He huffs. ]

I am not a little boy, Ma'am, and I wasn't being impertinent. You are hugging too much material around you, and that's a fact.

[ Darn it, he is blushing now. And the lack of shirt on him makes him cross his arms in front of his chest as if to cover himself up. ]

Can you make clothes out of fur, too? [ Staying on topic >.> ]

OHSHI -- sorry about threadjacking. fdjsafjds. Feel free to tell us to shut up. >.>

[1mistress_nomaster]

Really? That looks like the scrawny chest of a boy who's no where near to manhood to me.

[Grinning~ Honestly, the blushing didn't help so much either.]

Yes, I can. If I have the proper lining to attach it to. Bring me the materials, and I will make you what you want and need to the best of ability.

[That bits directed at Noah too.]

y-yes |8

[shunshinoshishi]

[ He archs an eyebrow then, the blush fading, arms still crossed. ]

Oi. I'm fifteen, what did you expect?

And okay, I'll get you the material.

[1mistress_nomaster]

15? You're kidding me. But you're so... little.

[He was so little, whut?]

[shunshinoshishi]

[ FFFFUUUU D8< ]

Am not! D

[1mistress_nomaster]

My people are much... bigger then you are.

My father was six foot by the time he was your age. He was six foot three by the time he was full grown.

[......... I mean, god she's 5'11 and her cousin Mary is 6'.]

Are you completely sure?

[shunshinoshishi]

[ SO MUCH HATE for all the Senju and their descendants being big and tall. ]

Am I completely sure of what? |8

[ Where are you from? The land of the giants? D: ]

[1mistress_nomaster]

That you're really 15?

You don't look much older then a 13 year old of my time.

[Not her fault your people are all little, and hers are all... ex-vikings and whatever.]

[shunshinoshishi]

I am. Shut up.

[ He is just going to sulk now. >[ ]