Yeah, no. Fuck no. I might be new to this network thing, but I'm sure as fuck not new to fuckers like you. Stay the frak away from my deer if you know what's good for you.

[He pauses, then turns the phone so the feed shows a doe hanging upsidedown in a nearby tree, blood dripping from a cut on it's neck. Overall, it looks like a deer. Just, somewhat darker than it should be. Not that awesome of a mutation to anyone but someone whose primary source of protein has been deer for the last few years.]

That's the deer. It's not going to be good for moving for a while, so don't even bother trying to figure out where I am so you can take it.