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[zombiehider]

Found a PDA. It still has some charge, so might as well record here as well. Waste more time.

I'll need to find supplies and shelter soon. Maybe I'll luck out like last year, and find a cabin out in the woods, and maybe someone to share it with.

I think it's been five years. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure. My birthday should be soon, then, if it hasn't already passed.

Not that it fucking matters any more.

[Not two minutes after the initial post, another is sent from the same address]

Noisemaker went off, some kinda deer. It looks mutated, but the fuck do I know. At least the food problem’s solved.

[Someone should probably tell this n00b that the PDAs transmit data as well as recording it.]

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[alma_karma]

[Confused little kid on screen, wondering just what poor sap has gotten themselves lost in Nesreca now.]

Um... hello?

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[zombiehider]

[Nick flails as his screen is suddenly taken over by the feed of some little kid.]

What the fuck?

[He grabs a branch above him to steady himself.]

Shit, this transmits? Who the hell are you?

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[alma_karma]

[The kid blinks in surprise before pointing hesitantly at himself.]

Me? I'm Alma.

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[zombiehider]

[Nick just stares at the screen for a few seconds before responding.]

I'm Nick. What the hell is this thing, Alma?

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[alma_karma]

This? [He pokes his finger somewhat comically at his camera, smudging up the view a bit.]

It's a communicator. So you can talk to everybody else here.

[outsidehistory]

...I didn't know we had mutated deer. Where is this? [Deer yeah, if you knew where to look for them, but Lavi's yet to see a mutated one.]

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[zombiehider]

[Nick eyes the screen. He sure as hell wasn't going to be telling some random guy where he was. Not that he knew where he was.]

Why should I tell you?

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[outsidehistory]

[Raising an eyebrow.] Because all I wanna do is see the deer? And likely show you where the apartment building is, yeah?

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[zombiehider]

Yeah, no. Fuck no. I might be new to this network thing, but I'm sure as fuck not new to fuckers like you. Stay the frak away from my deer if you know what's good for you.

[He pauses, then turns the phone so the feed shows a doe hanging upsidedown in a nearby tree, blood dripping from a cut on it's neck. Overall, it looks like a deer. Just, somewhat darker than it should be. Not that awesome of a mutation to anyone but someone whose primary source of protein has been deer for the last few years.]

That's the deer. It's not going to be good for moving for a while, so don't even bother trying to figure out where I am so you can take it.

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[outsidehistory]

[Blinks, taken aback by how...well, antisocial he seems?] I don't want to eat it. I have enough food on my own.

Like I said, I've been out in these woods for a while, I haven't seen a mutated deer. They're just dark in Russia.

[gatherstoys]

706.

[zombiehider]

...is what?

[gatherstoys]

Where toy stay.

[zombiehider]

...good to know?

[gatherstoys]

Uh huh. All toys get place to stay.

[voice]

[shunshinoshishi]

Still looking for someone to share a cabin with? [ Does he have a prank up his sleeve or what~ >.> ]

[voice]

[zombiehider]

Why, you offering? [Not sure if want.]

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[shunshinoshishi]

Maybe. Know someone who might.

[voice]

[zombiehider]

If they want it, they'd ask themselves, dude. Don't be an asshole.

[Says the douche.]

1/2 [voice]

[shunshinoshishi]

[ Just smirking back here ]

Will pass on the message.

[ And then he calls out to 'someone else' while he poofs up a clone into existence, and puts it through a transformation jutsu: ]

Hey! New person. Wanna say hi? He wants you to speak to him.

[azrthmtrnznthos]

You know this thing transmits, as well as just what you're recording? I think you're also a bit confused.

[Oh hai thar newcomer. Have fun with the cloaked/cowled-girl on screen and the dry dry tone.]

[zombiehider]

[Nick frowns at the screen, sarcasm dripping from his every word.] Yeah, I got that now. Thanks for the memo, very helpful.

*bows in apology* I'm sorry, life got stupidly busy.

[azrthmtrnznthos]

[Have a shrug, supremely unconcerned here.]

Wasn't sure if anyone else had gotten to you. Has anyone else explained where you are, and what's going on, yet?

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[and_my_pickaxe]

[She laughs a bit at his message.]

Oh, another newbie. Trust me, honey, you don't want to share a cabin with anyone here.

[Video]

[zombiehider]

Oh? Why not, most of the people I've seen on here look slightly more than sane.

[Eyebrow raise at the screen- alive, not bitten, and willing are the only three criteria on Nick's list.]