[He's the one person right now she'll let get away with that. So, her dark energy'll surround the tea, keeping it safe and levitating for now as she watches.]

Yes, but they're being compared unfavorably to a douche, which has become a bad word. Hence, the insult, even if you didn't mean it. [Have a hair-ruffle.]

Waffles are a delicious, delicious food, and should be given respect.