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[a_box_of_cats]

[Loki's certainly not impressed with his new accommodations, not one bit. He knew that he was about to fall, something just told him that he wasn't going to hold on, that he wouldn't get the answer from Odin that he so desperately needed to hear. So falling through the realms wasn't really unexpected in the end. But what he didn't expect was to survive at all. Much less survive, and end up here. But if he's stuck, for now, he might as well try to gather a bit of information. Ignorance is rarely bliss, in the end.]

This place certainly has it's questionable charm. Questionable being the keyword. I suppose this is when I humbly beg my fellow captives for information? I'll try to make it worth your while, in the future.

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[a_box_of_cats]

Oh, how terrible. I'll make sure to use my best manners, if I end up having dealings with her. A lady is a lady, in the end.

[Unless the queen is a terror, he'd feel bad speaking to a lady of that title rudely at all. There's a queen in Asgard that he's starting to miss terribly with every passing moment, and he thinks she'd hate him for being cruel to a lady of that stature. But when Cross switches to video, Loki does as well. There's nothing wrong with it, one bit.]

Oh, a sorcerer? [He brightens up at that, as if nothing else he's said matters at all, and he's forgotten them already.] A magic user, and a man? Men of our capabilities are rare indeed.

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[wineandwomen]

[You might find her very similar to a certain queen back home Loki. A queen full of love and fair rule.]

Of ancient magic. Where I come from there are only two of us. [He's good for distracting others.] Also a marksman but that hardly matters around here... I doubt you'll ever need a priest but if you do I can cover that as well.

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[a_box_of_cats]

[If that's so, then he'll have a weak spot for her that transcends what he normally can feel for mortals. And any who choose to harm her might meet foul ends.]

Oh, General. You are a fascinating man. Is there anything you can't do?

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[wineandwomen]

[You'll adore her. Most seem to like her here.]

...You can stop being such a sarcastic twit now, Loki.

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[a_box_of_cats]

[Loki blinks innocently, looking utterly confused.]

How harsh, General. I'm simply fascinated with your many talents. There's no need to be so unpleasant when someone's interested in you.

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[wineandwomen]

[Tim wanders into view on the screen all large, golden and magnificent in his glory, to see what was going on.]

I can tell sarcasm better than most. I've read the myths as well... You are a trickster, Laufeyson, I will not fall to your lies so easily.

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[a_box_of_cats]

And you've proven already that you can't. You mistake me entirely, to the point that it's almost laughable. And those myths? Are myths for a reason. Surely a man with such talents has the capacity to understand the difference between base gossip, and reality.

Unless I've mistaken you entirely, of course.

[Oh hey, little chubby adorable thing. Where have you been all his life?] And more importantly, what sort of creature is that?